Check Out These Hilarious Text Messages And Funny Scenarios Only Couples Will Understand
Rest In Peace
Smartphone users have experienced those moments when the phones seem to have a mind of their own, and they end up sending a message completely different from what was intended. And when it comes to autocorrect mishaps, few things are as cringe-worthy as accidentally typing out a vulgar or embarrassing word.
It’s not hard to imagine the horror that must have washed over the sender as he realized what had happened. However, it was nice of him to invite people to his funeral.
Next: A very delicate situation.
What A Way To Punish Your Husband
Is there any better way to punish your husband than by putting his stuff where they usually are? For most people, this won’t work, but it seemingly worked on this woman’s husband because he puts it anywhere but there.
Squabbles and disagreements are very common among couples, especially if they have been together for a while. However, it is advised to talk it out to resolve these issues and avoid escalation.
Next: A couple that communicates a little too much.
Not While You’re Pooping
Smartphones have become an essential part of our lives, and almost everyone has one on them wherever they are, including in the bathroom, as this couple does. They plan to visit The Cheesecake Factory, a restaurant chain known for its vast menu of savory dishes and decadent desserts.
The establishment was founded in 1978 by Oscar and Evelyn Overton. It began as a small bakery before it was expanded into a full-service restaurant as demand for its food grew.
Next: One very raunchy partner.
Double Meaning
Lots of words in the English language have double meanings and can be interpreted in a variety of ways. One such word is “hoe,” which most people know as a gardening instrument. However, it seems like this individual meant another thing entirely.
In the conversation, a hoe was mentioned, a helpful tool for planting wisteria, a beautiful, ornamental vine native to parts of Asia, particularly China, Japan, and Korea. It has become a popular plant in gardens because of its sweet fragrance.
Next: A nagging family member.
It’s A Wonder Whose Fault It Is
This individual has a complaint against her mother-in-law, which is pretty valid, considering she is not the only one at fault for this. Their house is untidy, which rubs her mother-in-law the wrong way.
However, she failed to remember that it was not all the wife’s fault, as the wife had to contend with her husband’s untidiness. Living with such a person can be tiring, especially if you always have to pick up after them.
Next: What couples really argue about.
An Uncomfortable Night
People get married for many reasons, but it seems like this individual has a peculiar one to argue about who has had a worse night’s sleep. According to experts, not getting enough sound sleep can lead to several serious issues, like an increased risk of obesity.
Other issues also include impaired cognitive function and a reduced immune system. According to the World Health Organization, 50 to 70 million individuals suffer from a sleep disorder.
Next: When you’re not on the same wavelength.
A Little Misunderstanding
This is a classic case of misunderstanding, and we fully understand how that could be the case. But, with the inflation rate and the rising cost of almost everything, it would not be a surprise to see a baby join the workforce to earn a living.
That was a joke for those of you who did not get it, as we all know that the only things babies do are eat, sleep, and poop.
Next: We were all raised differently.
The Perks Of Marriage
This life is a funny one in the sense that what you might have been raised with and accustomed to might be strange to the next person. This is unsurprising, considering there are hundreds of countries in the world, each with its customs and traditions.
For example, did you know that in Spain, there is an annual tomato festival in Buñol, where thousands of people gather to throw ripe tomatoes at each other?
Next: Left in a very desperate situation.
Counting Down The Time
In many marriages, the wife is usually expected to cook, and many husbands don’t even try. This man is certainly one of those, as he cannot wait for his wife to get back home so she can prepare them dinner.
He is so inept in the kitchen that the child has resorted to eating raw spaghetti, which is not advised, as it can cause gastrointestinal problems such as bloating, constipation, and stomach pain. Maybe learn to cook next time?
Next: Buyers’ remorse.
Food Is Better
Food is an integral part of people’s lives, and these individuals are not left out, as they exchanged their Valentine’s Cards for cannolis. We can’t blame them, though, as it is a delicious dessert enjoyed by people worldwide.
They originated in Sicily, and the traditional filling of ricotta cheese, sugar, and vanilla is a classic combination that has stood the test of time. The pastry shell, however, is made from a mixture of flour, sugar, butter, and white wine.
Next: A really scary nightmare.
What Surprise Awaits You In The Dishwasher
This woman seems disturbed by the fact that she always knows what to expect whenever she opens the dishwasher, and it’s never good, thanks to her husband. These machines are designed to save time, but for her, it’s the opposite, as she has to rearrange the dishes again all by herself every time.
Interestingly, the first dishwasher was invented in the late 19th century by Josephine Cochrane, a wealthy socialite who wanted something that could wash dishes faster and more efficiently than her servants.
Next: He never heard a thing.
That’s Not How You Start A Conversation
We’re sure this individual’s wife has complained numerous times about not listening to her, and we’re also convinced that the individual heard nothing about it. On a serious note, ignoring your partner can make them feel unimportant, leading to frustration.
One way to prevent this is to be present at the moment and do away with distractions like phones whenever there’s a conversation. Another way to avoid this is always to ask open-ended questions requiring more detailed responses instead of ones that could be answered with a yes or no.
Next: At least he listens.
A Good Listener
A partner loves nothing more than someone who listens, even if sometimes what was said was not meant for you. In this case, it’s the dog getting an earful, and if you’re a dog owner, chances are you’ve had a conversation with your furry friend at some point.
According to studies, talking to these creatures can help reduce stress and anxiety. Evidence also suggests that they can understand human speech to some extent. So don’t stop talking to your dogs.
Next: Don’t take what’s not yours.
Unhand That Baby
Babies are adorable creatures that evoke a feeling of happiness and joy whenever you come across them. However, it seems at least one person here is not so enthused about having a baby if this conversation is anything to go by.
Maybe it’s because of unavoidable challenges in raising it, like the sleepless nights, the endless diaper changes, the continuous feedings, and not to mention the constant worry about their health and safety.
Next: When you have no idea about what colors are.
Just Pick A Color
Most husbands have been in this situation whereby they have no idea what the wife is talking about and just resign to her judgment on an issue. One such is the choice of colors, such as beige.
Interestingly, there are several shades of beige, and they include ivory beige, which has a warm, yellowish undertone. Another one is Honey beige, which has a rich, warm tone, and the next is greige, which has a cool, gray undertone that gives off an urban feel.
Next: The dog is in big trouble.
Come Get Your Dog
Imagine leaving the dog in the living room, only to come back to find, right next to it, a pile of poop that it left as a surprise gift. Only a few people would be happy with that, but there are several reasons why some dogs would do this.
One reason why it might do this is if they are not properly trained. Another reason for this might be if they are experiencing digestive issues such as diarrhea.
Next: He approves of her decision.
A Good Place To Be
Couples, especially those who have been together for a long time, tend to communicate on a very similar wavelength and understand almost everything the other person says, especially when it has something to do with cheese.
Some of the most popular kinds of cheese include cheddar, a hard cheese often used as a topping for burgers and nachos. Another one is mozzarella, a popular variety known for its sweet flavor and used in pizza and pasta.
Next: A question no one knows the answer to.
Well, Now That You Asked…
Not many husbands have been in a situation where they have won an argument with their wives; after all, it is widely known and accepted that women are always right. So, what’s a guy gotta do when he finally wins an argument with his significant other?
If you ask us, we advise cracking open a beer or your favorite beverage, high-fiving, and patting yourself on the back. You did it, buddy! Victory—but at what cost?
Next: You gotta pay the price.
Yep, That’s How Marriage Works
Ah, the joys of marriage. There’s nothing quite like waking up to your spouse giving you the silent treatment, only to discover that you unknowingly did something terrible in their dream. It’s a situation that many of us can relate to and will surely elicit a chuckle or two.
There’s nothing much to do here but apologize to your spouse, even though we all know it was just a dream and probably did not mean anything. Or else she might never let it go.
Next: A date with a former French Emperor.
Out And About With Royalty
Not many of us can brag about going out with a former French Emperor, but this woman indeed can, even though it was probably just a wax figure of Napoleon Bonaparte. Born on August 15, 1769, on the island of Corsica, he became a military general and played a significant role in the French Revolution.
One of the most notable things people remember about him now is his height, which was 5 feet 2 inches. Although considered short now, it was the average height of French men in his time.
Next: A quick-thinking husband.
Better Safe Than Sorry
Married life is full of surprises, and one of the most unexpected things is how our spouses interpret our requests. For example, the scenario in which a wife asks her husband to grab something out of her purse, but he instead brings the entire thing.
This is probably because he doesn’t have the patience to search through everything in her bag for that singular item. And we can’t blame him for that.
Next: At least she knows what he is.
She Married A Weirdo
We have all been there, haven’t we? Whether it is a weird quirk or an unusual interest, our spouses are always quick to remind us just how strange we are. But hey, that’s what makes life interesting, right?
Perhaps the husband was going to confess to his wife that he secretly loves to sing show tunes in the shower. But, thanks to his wife, we will never know what he would say.
Next: So, who’s really the oldest one here?
We Get It; You’re Both Old
This is just some humorous, friendly banter between two spouses about which of them is the oldest, and this time, it involves sleep. Sleep is one of the most important aspects of our lives, and an essential part of maintaining good physical and mental health.
Yet, many of us struggle to get enough, which is bad, as it helps repair damaged tissues, build new cells, and strengthen the immune system. It also enhances cognitive function.
Next: Love at first text.
Already Caught Her
If this is anything to go by, this is just casual flirting between two partners, ending with a witty reply from what we assume is the husband. And come to think of it, that engagement ring is gorgeous!
In 1477, the first recorded diamond engagement ring was given by Archduke Maximilian of Austria to Mary of Burgundy. It was said to symbolize their love and commitment to each other, which it still does.
Next: A very supportive husband in every way.
You Might Need To Get Out Of The Way
Everyone loves a supportive partner who is always with you and by your side, but this woman’s partner might have taken it too far, going by this. Imagine being extremely hungry and needing something from the drawer, only to be obstructed by someone just standing there doing nothing.
It’s a sentiment that many couples can relate to, and thankfully, this woman has found the humor in the situation and turned it into a lighthearted joke.
Next: Yeah, she heard you the first time.
Have You Heard About The New Restaurant?
Ah, marriage. It’s a beautiful union of two people, filled with love, laughter, and sometimes, miscommunication. And nothing quite exemplifies the hilarious communication snafus of married life like this.
Admit it, we’ve all been there; you hear about a great new restaurant from a friend or coworker and excitedly tell your spouse all about it. Only to repeat the same thing days later to an annoyed spouse, who’s left wondering if something was wrong with your memory.
Next: Well, that’s another name for him.
When You Forget The Title Character’s Name
Imagine referring to Shrek as the summertime Grinch; good luck explaining what you mean when you try to tell people about the movie. Since being released in 2001, it has become a classic, spawning several sequels and even Broadway shows.
The first movie follows the story of Shrek, as he is tasked with rescuing Princess Fiona from a tower guarded by a fire-breathing dragon. Along the way, he meets his wise-cracking sidekick, Donkey, and faces off against the villainous Lord Farquaad.
Next: Much ado about the dough.
A Slight Pizza Discussion
This is a tale of two individuals talking about nothing but stuffed crust pizza. This pizza variation is believed to have been first introduced in the ’90s by Pizza Hut when theirs was a crust filled with mozzarella cheese.
It has become increasingly popular because it is a great way to satisfy your craving for pizza and cheese in one delicious bite. It also goes without saying that this is probably not the healthiest food to consume frequently.
Next: The interrupting wife.
When Your Husband’s Story Doesn’t Interest You
It’s a scenario that’s all too familiar to many married couples: one spouse is in the middle of telling a story, only to be interrupted by the other who wants to tell their own anecdote. And when the first spouse protests, the second spouse responds with a quip like “How dare you interrupt my story?”
Or at least that’s what we think they respond with. Hopefully, she was patient enough to eventually listen till the end of his story.
Next: Picking with a slight hangover.
Too Many White Claws
This individual is a prime example of why you should always conduct your transactions with a clear head and not a belly filled with White Claws. Since its introduction in 2016, this hard seltzer brand has become a household name and a staple at any party or gathering.
But its success isn’t just about the beverage itself but also about the lifestyle that it represents. White Claw has become synonymous with summer, beach days, and good times with friends.
Next: A proud couch potato.
No Way Off This Sofa
We’ve all had those lazy days where we just can’t muster the energy to do anything. The day stretches ahead like a never-ending expanse of boredom, and getting up from the couch seems almost impossible.
So if you find yourself in this situation, don’t feel guilty. Embrace your inner couch potato and enjoy your day of relaxation. And who knows, you’ll even be able to convince your significant other to join you for a night of Netflix and chill.
Next: You better figure it out fast.
Home Alone
For many people, the thought of their spouse being out of town is a mixed bag of emotions. On the one hand, it can be a nice break from facing their day-to-day routine and a chance to do things on your own terms.
Alternatively, it can also be a recipe for disaster if you’re not used to handling everything on your own. One thing is for sure; he better get his act in order.
Next: A couple that exercises together.
A Different Kind Of Exercise
Couples engage in some activities to bond. While some like exercising, this couple has decided that their form of bonding is sending each other articles while in the same room. However, this might not be some people’s cup of tea.
Suppose you’re looking for something to try together. In that case, cooking classes are available, as it allows the opportunity to learn new recipes and techniques and permits working together as a team to create something delicious. Plus, there’s nothing quite like sitting down to enjoy a meal you made together.
Next: A wife’s regret.
Learn The Correct Spelling
Taking a spouse’s last name can be a deeply personal and symbolic decision, but let’s face it, it can also be a bit of a hassle. From the paperwork to the confusion that can arise when the name changes, it’s not always an easy process.
But perhaps one of the biggest challenges is simply remembering how to spell the new last name, especially if it is anything like the woman in this image. Let’s hope she gets it right.
Next: A new, exciting discovery.
The Wonders Of A Good Razor
If you’re in a relationship, you know that sharing is caring. But sometimes, sharing can lead to unexpected discoveries—like the wonder that is your partner’s razor. For some, using a partner’s razor is a no-brainer; for others, the thought of that is enough to send cold shivers down their spine.
But, if we have anything to say about it, we advise that they each get different razors for their grooming purposes. After all, it’s the most hygienic situation.
Next: Let’s hope the puppy forgave him.
They Were Not Supposed To Hear That
Working from home will surely bring a fair share of awkward or embarrassing moments, especially while on audio or video call. In this case, it was this person’s husband apologizing to his dog for having him neutered.
This process is fairly common among dog owners, and it is done for a couple of reasons: to prevent them from impregnating other female dogs. Another reason is that it can help reduce aggression in the animal.
Next: A couple that snoops together.
Time To Find Out What’s Happening
If you’re like many couples, you might have experienced this phenomenon—the sudden appearance of a police car on your street and the subsequent need to drop everything and figure out what’s going on. It’s a strange quirk of marriage but one that seems to be universally understood.
The minute you see those flashing lights, you know what’s coming—a flurry of texts or calls to your spouse, all speculating about the reason for the police presence.
Next: Passing love notes.
Apologies For The Stale Bread
Love notes are a sweet and romantic gesture that can brighten up even the most mundane days. But what happens when those love notes take a practical turn? Such is the case with the note featured in this picture.
Stale bread is a common problem that most of us have encountered at some point in our lives, and sometimes it can be frustrating. The best way to prevent this is to always properly seal the bakery product.
Next: We await your funeral.
Rest In Peace
Smartphone users have experienced those moments when the phones seem to have a mind of their own, and they end up sending a message completely different from what was intended. And when it comes to autocorrect mishaps, few things are as cringe-worthy as accidentally typing out a vulgar or embarrassing word.
It’s not hard to imagine the horror that must have washed over the sender as he realized what had happened. However, it was nice of him to invite people to his funeral.
Next: A very delicate situation.
Careful, Before It Blows!
This funny image accurately represents what sometimes initiating a conversation with your significant other can be like, especially if they have much to say. Sometimes communication between spouses can feel like a minefield, but there are some ways to go about it.
One such way is to choose the timing wisely since if the spouse is in a bad mood or preoccupied with something else, they may not be receptive to a conversation.
Next: The different dynamics of a marriage.
Not Everyone Cares About The Celebrity
In some marriages, one person is usually more in tune with the world of pop culture and entertainment news. They keep track of the latest celebrity gossip, movie releases, and television shows.
When a celebrity dies, they are usually the first to know and often share the news with their partner. Then there is the other one who is not as invested in the world of entertainment news and has difficulty even identifying the trending celebrities.
Next: Some serious carving skills.
Say Hello To Derp
As funny as this pumpkin seems, we have to at least applaud the effort put in. Pumpkin carving is a beloved tradition that is especially popular during the Halloween season. The practice originated from the Celtic festival of Samhain, which celebrated the end of the harvest season and the beginning of winter.
During this period, people would carve turnips and other root vegetables and place them outside their homes to ward off evil spirits.
Next: You need to loosen it up.
An Easily Resolvable Irritation
This statement is humorous and relatable to many women, especially those who have experienced the discomfort of a poorly fitting bra. However, it also highlights the importance of wearing comfortable and well-fitting undergarments.
Wearing a bra that doesn’t fit properly can cause various issues, including discomfort, back pain, and even breathing difficulties. It can also affect one’s mood and overall well-being. So it is best to find a comfortable, well-fitting bra by considering the size, band size, and style.
Next: A Pokémon love story.
They Speak The Same Language
Many couples have a common language they speak to each other, and they are often punctuated with inside jokes and references. In this case, these individuals both speak the same Pokémon “language. The Japanese franchise began in 1996 with the release of the first video game.
Since then, it has expanded to include numerous video games, trading card games, anime series, and movies. Over the years, these have all grossed an estimated $76 billion.
Next: He doesn’t know what support is.
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