Check Out These Hilarious Text Messages And Funny Scenarios Only Couples Will Understand
Out And About With Royalty
Not many of us can brag about going out with a former French Emperor, but this woman indeed can, even though it was probably just a wax figure of Napoleon Bonaparte. Born on August 15, 1769, on the island of Corsica, he became a military general and played a significant role in the French Revolution.
One of the most notable things people remember about him now is his height, which was 5 feet 2 inches. Although considered short now, it was the average height of French men in his time.
Next: A quick-thinking husband.
What A Way To Punish Your Husband
Is there any better way to punish your husband than by putting his stuff where they usually are? For most people, this won’t work, but it seemingly worked on this woman’s husband because he puts it anywhere but there.
Squabbles and disagreements are very common among couples, especially if they have been together for a while. However, it is advised to talk it out to resolve these issues and avoid escalation.
Next: A couple that communicates a little too much.
Not While You’re Pooping
Smartphones have become an essential part of our lives, and almost everyone has one on them wherever they are, including in the bathroom, as this couple does. They plan to visit The Cheesecake Factory, a restaurant chain known for its vast menu of savory dishes and decadent desserts.
The establishment was founded in 1978 by Oscar and Evelyn Overton. It began as a small bakery before it was expanded into a full-service restaurant as demand for its food grew.
Next: One very raunchy partner.
Double Meaning
Lots of words in the English language have double meanings and can be interpreted in a variety of ways. One such word is “hoe,” which most people know as a gardening instrument. However, it seems like this individual meant another thing entirely.
In the conversation, a hoe was mentioned, a helpful tool for planting wisteria, a beautiful, ornamental vine native to parts of Asia, particularly China, Japan, and Korea. It has become a popular plant in gardens because of its sweet fragrance.
Next: A nagging family member.
It’s A Wonder Whose Fault It Is
This individual has a complaint against her mother-in-law, which is pretty valid, considering she is not the only one at fault for this. Their house is untidy, which rubs her mother-in-law the wrong way.
However, she failed to remember that it was not all the wife’s fault, as the wife had to contend with her husband’s untidiness. Living with such a person can be tiring, especially if you always have to pick up after them.
Next: What couples really argue about.
An Uncomfortable Night
People get married for many reasons, but it seems like this individual has a peculiar one to argue about who has had a worse night’s sleep. According to experts, not getting enough sound sleep can lead to several serious issues, like an increased risk of obesity.
Other issues also include impaired cognitive function and a reduced immune system. According to the World Health Organization, 50 to 70 million individuals suffer from a sleep disorder.
Next: When you’re not on the same wavelength.
A Little Misunderstanding
This is a classic case of misunderstanding, and we fully understand how that could be the case. But, with the inflation rate and the rising cost of almost everything, it would not be a surprise to see a baby join the workforce to earn a living.
That was a joke for those of you who did not get it, as we all know that the only things babies do are eat, sleep, and poop.
Next: We were all raised differently.
The Perks Of Marriage
This life is a funny one in the sense that what you might have been raised with and accustomed to might be strange to the next person. This is unsurprising, considering there are hundreds of countries in the world, each with its customs and traditions.
For example, did you know that in Spain, there is an annual tomato festival in Buñol, where thousands of people gather to throw ripe tomatoes at each other?
Next: Left in a very desperate situation.
Counting Down The Time
In many marriages, the wife is usually expected to cook, and many husbands don’t even try. This man is certainly one of those, as he cannot wait for his wife to get back home so she can prepare them dinner.
He is so inept in the kitchen that the child has resorted to eating raw spaghetti, which is not advised, as it can cause gastrointestinal problems such as bloating, constipation, and stomach pain. Maybe learn to cook next time?
Next: Buyers’ remorse.
Food Is Better
Food is an integral part of people’s lives, and these individuals are not left out, as they exchanged their Valentine’s Cards for cannolis. We can’t blame them, though, as it is a delicious dessert enjoyed by people worldwide.
They originated in Sicily, and the traditional filling of ricotta cheese, sugar, and vanilla is a classic combination that has stood the test of time. The pastry shell, however, is made from a mixture of flour, sugar, butter, and white wine.
Next: A really scary nightmare.
What Surprise Awaits You In The Dishwasher
This woman seems disturbed by the fact that she always knows what to expect whenever she opens the dishwasher, and it’s never good, thanks to her husband. These machines are designed to save time, but for her, it’s the opposite, as she has to rearrange the dishes again all by herself every time.
Interestingly, the first dishwasher was invented in the late 19th century by Josephine Cochrane, a wealthy socialite who wanted something that could wash dishes faster and more efficiently than her servants.
Next: He never heard a thing.
That’s Not How You Start A Conversation
We’re sure this individual’s wife has complained numerous times about not listening to her, and we’re also convinced that the individual heard nothing about it. On a serious note, ignoring your partner can make them feel unimportant, leading to frustration.
One way to prevent this is to be present at the moment and do away with distractions like phones whenever there’s a conversation. Another way to avoid this is always to ask open-ended questions requiring more detailed responses instead of ones that could be answered with a yes or no.
Next: At least he listens.
A Good Listener
A partner loves nothing more than someone who listens, even if sometimes what was said was not meant for you. In this case, it’s the dog getting an earful, and if you’re a dog owner, chances are you’ve had a conversation with your furry friend at some point.
According to studies, talking to these creatures can help reduce stress and anxiety. Evidence also suggests that they can understand human speech to some extent. So don’t stop talking to your dogs.
Next: Don’t take what’s not yours.
Unhand That Baby
Babies are adorable creatures that evoke a feeling of happiness and joy whenever you come across them. However, it seems at least one person here is not so enthused about having a baby if this conversation is anything to go by.
Maybe it’s because of unavoidable challenges in raising it, like the sleepless nights, the endless diaper changes, the continuous feedings, and not to mention the constant worry about their health and safety.
Next: When you have no idea about what colors are.
Just Pick A Color
Most husbands have been in this situation whereby they have no idea what the wife is talking about and just resign to her judgment on an issue. One such is the choice of colors, such as beige.
Interestingly, there are several shades of beige, and they include ivory beige, which has a warm, yellowish undertone. Another one is Honey beige, which has a rich, warm tone, and the next is greige, which has a cool, gray undertone that gives off an urban feel.
Next: The dog is in big trouble.
Come Get Your Dog
Imagine leaving the dog in the living room, only to come back to find, right next to it, a pile of poop that it left as a surprise gift. Only a few people would be happy with that, but there are several reasons why some dogs would do this.
One reason why it might do this is if they are not properly trained. Another reason for this might be if they are experiencing digestive issues such as diarrhea.
Next: He approves of her decision.
A Good Place To Be
Couples, especially those who have been together for a long time, tend to communicate on a very similar wavelength and understand almost everything the other person says, especially when it has something to do with cheese.
Some of the most popular kinds of cheese include cheddar, a hard cheese often used as a topping for burgers and nachos. Another one is mozzarella, a popular variety known for its sweet flavor and used in pizza and pasta.
Next: A question no one knows the answer to.
Well, Now That You Asked…
Not many husbands have been in a situation where they have won an argument with their wives; after all, it is widely known and accepted that women are always right. So, what’s a guy gotta do when he finally wins an argument with his significant other?
If you ask us, we advise cracking open a beer or your favorite beverage, high-fiving, and patting yourself on the back. You did it, buddy! Victory—but at what cost?
Next: You gotta pay the price.
Yep, That’s How Marriage Works
Ah, the joys of marriage. There’s nothing quite like waking up to your spouse giving you the silent treatment, only to discover that you unknowingly did something terrible in their dream. It’s a situation that many of us can relate to and will surely elicit a chuckle or two.
There’s nothing much to do here but apologize to your spouse, even though we all know it was just a dream and probably did not mean anything. Or else she might never let it go.
Next: A date with a former French Emperor.
Out And About With Royalty
Not many of us can brag about going out with a former French Emperor, but this woman indeed can, even though it was probably just a wax figure of Napoleon Bonaparte. Born on August 15, 1769, on the island of Corsica, he became a military general and played a significant role in the French Revolution.
One of the most notable things people remember about him now is his height, which was 5 feet 2 inches. Although considered short now, it was the average height of French men in his time.
Next: A quick-thinking husband.
Better Safe Than Sorry
Married life is full of surprises, and one of the most unexpected things is how our spouses interpret our requests. For example, the scenario in which a wife asks her husband to grab something out of her purse, but he instead brings the entire thing.
This is probably because he doesn’t have the patience to search through everything in her bag for that singular item. And we can’t blame him for that.
Next: At least she knows what he is.
She Married A Weirdo
We have all been there, haven’t we? Whether it is a weird quirk or an unusual interest, our spouses are always quick to remind us just how strange we are. But hey, that’s what makes life interesting, right?
Perhaps the husband was going to confess to his wife that he secretly loves to sing show tunes in the shower. But, thanks to his wife, we will never know what he would say.
Next: So, who’s really the oldest one here?
We Get It; You’re Both Old
This is just some humorous, friendly banter between two spouses about which of them is the oldest, and this time, it involves sleep. Sleep is one of the most important aspects of our lives, and an essential part of maintaining good physical and mental health.
Yet, many of us struggle to get enough, which is bad, as it helps repair damaged tissues, build new cells, and strengthen the immune system. It also enhances cognitive function.
Next: Love at first text.
Already Caught Her
If this is anything to go by, this is just casual flirting between two partners, ending with a witty reply from what we assume is the husband. And come to think of it, that engagement ring is gorgeous!
In 1477, the first recorded diamond engagement ring was given by Archduke Maximilian of Austria to Mary of Burgundy. It was said to symbolize their love and commitment to each other, which it still does.
Next: A very supportive husband in every way.
You Might Need To Get Out Of The Way
Everyone loves a supportive partner who is always with you and by your side, but this woman’s partner might have taken it too far, going by this. Imagine being extremely hungry and needing something from the drawer, only to be obstructed by someone just standing there doing nothing.
It’s a sentiment that many couples can relate to, and thankfully, this woman has found the humor in the situation and turned it into a lighthearted joke.
Next: Yeah, she heard you the first time.
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