From Digital BBLs to Adele Memes: 54 Extremely Funny Delivery Driver Moments
Voice-to-Text Done Wrong
The voice-to-text capabilities of smartphones today are nothing like the first speech recognition machine that IBM introduced in 1962. At the time, few could imagine the potential applications the feature would create.
Yet today, it’s utilized by all and sundry, even Dashers like the one in this photo. Even with the censored post, it’s easy to imagine what those words could be. Guess the technology still has a long way to go before it becomes error-free.
NEXT: Sometimes people mix up their superheroes, which means Batman may deliver an order.
Dasher Does a Digital BBL
BBL is a popular procedure that’s taken the internet by storm recently. The gluteal fat grafting procedure takes excess fat from around the body and adds it to the posterior to create a shapely figure.
And that’s what this door dash delivery driver seems to have done here. It’s company policy for the driver to take a photo at the door as proof of delivery. However, nothing in that policy compels them to augment the shape of a customer’s body just for laughs.
NEXT: See what happens when a delivery driver loves their job.
Unrivaled Excitement to Get the Job Done
Job dissatisfaction is a growing problem in many industries around the world. In fact, 2022 reports show that 60% of people were emotionally detached at work while 19% claimed to be miserable all day.
The United States also has 50% of its workers feeling stressed daily at work. But those figures don’t include this Dasher. After all, only someone very satisfied at work would take the time to share memes with customers.
NEXT: Meet the one person who failed to meet the driving part of the “delivery driver” job description.
The Fastest-Walking Delivery Guy in History
Delivery drivers work in various industries and may have specific transportation requirements depending on where they belong. A good example is food delivery, which requires using cars, scooters, or even motorcycles.
However, this Uber Eats driver appears to have come up with a new and improved delivery method. Without a car or bike to rely on, Michael decided it would be a good idea to make his deliveries on foot. But no worries, he walks fast.
NEXT: This customer won’t get their meal, but you’d never guess why.
When a Baby Mama Ruins Plans for Lunch
There are lots of unexpected circumstances that may prevent a customer from getting the food they ordered. The restaurant may run out of ingredients, or the delivery driver could run into an accident.
Still, nothing could have prepared Tia for the message from her delivery driver eight minutes after getting confirmation that her order had been picked up from Chipotle. As the photo shows, someone ended up getting fed. But it wasn’t Tia.
NEXT: See the mischief Dashers get up to, thanks to the photo confirmation system.
When a Dasher Takes You by Surprise
Door Dash has a photo confirmation system in place for two reasons. First, to help customers see the exact location of their deliveries. Second, to ensure delivery drivers working with the app get photographic evidence once customers receive their meals.
This system encourages Dashers to get up to all sorts of mischief. Whoever took this photo was determined to catch the customer unaware and capture them at an unflattering angle. In that case, their plan was a big success.
NEXT: That moment when a delivery driver sends a suggestive message to the wrong number.
Dasher Mixes Business With Pleasure
This is the sort of story a person can’t tell their friends without some evidence to back things up. Instead of updating the customer on their delivery progress, this guy sent a selfie and a caption that’s sure to give anyone the wrong idea.
This door dash driver should have crosschecked the contact details before sending the text. Even using that hilarious filter for his photo seems a step too far. Still, as funny as this is, it’s enough to get him fired for harassment.
NEXT: Meet the delivery person who’d do anything for a good tip.
Doing the Absolute Most to Get Good Tips
It was a regular day for Joseph until he started getting repeated texts from his Postmates driver. It began with a simple greeting and some information on the delivery. Then the driver explained why he was going all out to provide Joseph with great service. But it’s evident that he just wanted a good tip.
Postmates delivery service was acquired by Uber Eats in 2021—for those who’ve been wondering if Postmates is the same as Uber Eats.
NEXT: Meet the delivery driver whose picture is next to “commitment” in a dictionary.
Meet Chick-fil-A’s Most Committed Employee
Commitment is one of many qualities employers look out for when hiring new employees. After all, only the most committed would be able to carry out their duties effectively while upholding the tenets of the brand.
Jen couldn’t resist gushing over Favor, who used an Adele meme to brighten her spirit after delivering a free meal from Chick-fil-A. If every business in the world could have someone like Favor on their team, customer satisfaction would be at an all-time high.
NEXT: See the moment when voice-to-text almost ruined an interaction between a delivery driver and a customer.
Voice-to-Text Done Wrong
The voice-to-text capabilities of smartphones today are nothing like the first speech recognition machine that IBM introduced in 1962. At the time, few could imagine the potential applications the feature would create.
Yet today, it’s utilized by all and sundry, even Dashers like the one in this photo. Even with the censored post, it’s easy to imagine what those words could be. Guess the technology still has a long way to go before it becomes error-free.
NEXT: Sometimes people mix up their superheroes, which means Batman may deliver an order.
Bruce Wayne to the Rescue
It’s always good to get a heads-up from the delivery driver after placing an order for food. In this case, the delivery person was helpful enough to provide a quick update. However, they were eager to provide a good service and made a minor blunder.
Anyone familiar with the DC superhero scene would know that the only person who could get from the restaurant to the customer’s home at the speed of light is the speedster, “The Flash,” not “Batman.”
NEXT: What do you do when the delivery driver turns out to be a wanted man?
When the Cops Get the Delivery Before You
Delivery drivers today don’t need to meet many requirements before landing a job. All that’s required is a valid or commercial driver’s license, knowledge of how to handle certain materials safely, familiarity with navigation systems, and time management.
Excellent vision and hand-eye coordination while driving is also a plus. This Dasher met all those requirements only to get arrested during a delivery. Poor Jamie is the real victim here because his hopes for a hot meal got dashed.
NEXT: Meet the delivery driver who unknowingly caused a customer’s heartbreak.
Hey Siri, Play It’s Too Late to Apologise
An apology can make the difference between a drawn-out argument and reconciliation. And sometimes, words are not enough to show the depth of one’s regret. That explains why this person decided to garnish his apology with a hearty meal.
Unfortunately, the person who answered the door wasn’t his beloved Ariana. Knowing she didn’t have a brother, the guy had to make peace with the fact that his girl may have moved on.
NEXT: This next delivery driver wasn’t in the mood to tolerate a customer’s rude behavior.
Put the Attitude Away
Food delivery apps often provide customers with multiple options regarding how they want their food delivered. They could have it handed to them or left at the door. Of course, there’s always room for more instructions.
Some customers take advantage of that opportunity to leave rude remarks for their delivery drivers, and this fellow wouldn’t take it this time. Still, one wonders what would have happened if he’d ignored the customer’s cursing and rang the doorbell anyway.
NEXT: This delivery guy loves to use fairytale references but is only willing to take the joke so far.
Stop Playing, Monica
Rick may have been working as a delivery driver for long enough to know that being courteous in all dealings is a sure way to gain respect and endear oneself to customers. So he put together a friendly message to send before every delivery, using his knowledge of popular fairytales.
Unlike Cinderella, Rick claims he’ll turn into a frog if he doesn’t meet his goal. And Monica decided to go along with the joke by making frog noises via text. However, Rick wasn’t amused.
NEXT: What happens when the heroes from TV band together to make a delivery?
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