Side-Splitting Text Banter: Unforgettable Exchanges Between Ex-Lovers That’ll Crack You Up!
The Best Companion on Doomsday: Cats
We’ve all been there, that familiar late-night moment when loneliness intensifies, and there is that contemplation of texting an ex. Sometimes, those impulsive choices don’t pan out, as avoiding feeling alone is human nature.
A simple “Hey, what’s up?” would have sufficed. But when an ex tries to bring doomsday scenarios into the relationship, it’s a clear sign that you made the right decision to move on. Yikes, but the truth stings.
Next: This is how you wittily respond to that disrespectful ex.
The Best Companion on Doomsday: Cats
We’ve all been there, that familiar late-night moment when loneliness intensifies, and there is that contemplation of texting an ex. Sometimes, those impulsive choices don’t pan out, as avoiding feeling alone is human nature.
A simple “Hey, what’s up?” would have sufficed. But when an ex tries to bring doomsday scenarios into the relationship, it’s a clear sign that you made the right decision to move on. Yikes, but the truth stings.
Next: This is how you wittily respond to that disrespectful ex.
Dude? Really? Just No.
This text response is truly remarkable. Breakups are common, yet approaching them can be perplexing. However, from the looks of it, it is quite evident who initiated the separation. The recipient swiftly and effectively shuts down the conversation, displaying considerable wit.
Such a response suggests deep emotional pain. It’s obvious that starting a text exchange with an ex, especially by using “dude,” is a recipe for disaster. Simply put, it’s a big no, dude!
Next: On their wedding day? Really?
The Wedding Day Conundrum: Can a Text Ruin It?
For the sake of this guy’s wife, the recipient of his text is hopefully an ex and not a current “side” person in their life. Seriously, it’s their wedding day! Talk about cognitive dissonance. One can only hope this message was sent before the vows because if not, my advice is simple: girl, run.
At least the recipient handled the situation somewhat maturely. Can you imagine confessing love to someone other than your betrothed on your own wedding day? Well, this guy can.
Next: Nothing screams desperation like a 3 a.m. text to an ex.
Midnight Desperation And a Texting Fiasco
Late-night texts at 2:54 a.m., what would you do? Is it normal to keep a roster of women for moments of loneliness? Regardless, this guy’s research falls short. Her straight-shooting response is highly entertaining. She exposes him for prowling late at night and bursts his bubble by revealing she’s been happily married for three years!
If you are always anxiously awake at such a time, try some mindfulness exercises, like shifting all focus on your senses whenever a thought comes up.
Next: Even the only good thing about him was a lie.
The Only Good Memory: Nope, a Lie
The perplexing goal behind this ex-boyfriend’s text is beyond comprehension. It appears he was attempting to spark some interaction, but my friend, this is not how to win back the girl. This isn’t a confessional where your ex-girlfriend will absolve your sins like a priest.
We’re starting to grasp why she probably ended things, even though we’re clueless about the initial circumstances. Kudos to her for realizing this person would never meet her expectations. Considering she only enjoyed his cooking, we’d like to say she certainly dodged a bullet.
Next: This man really thought he was going somewhere with this.
It Was Going Well Until It Wasn’t
Receiving a text from an ex is often too bothersome, but this girl took a different approach. She doesn’t want his messages, so she decides to have some fun. We watch from the sidelines, cheering her on, amused by his naivety.
Initially, he believed their exchange had potential, but after a while, it seemed to dawn on the sender that “Chloe” was seemingly mocking him. Mimicking someone during a serious conversation is undeniably annoying. Congratulations are for both for enduring each other’s company!
Next: Caring enough to go the extra mile with a response.
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